Appetizers
| Whatever you’re in the mood to munch on, chances are we have an app for that.
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Cheese Sticks
Five breaded and fried sticks of provolone served with a side of marinara. It’s mostly everybody’s favorite app.
$5.50
Fried Zucchini Planks
We fry a humongous handful of breaded zucchini medallions to a golden brown. Served with your choice of marinara or tangy tiger sauce… or heck, both.
$5.95
Fries
The crispiest in town, hands down! Wanna bet? And oh yeah, just in case Goldilocks ever stops in, we’ve got three sizes to choose from.
Handful $1.95 | Small $3.95 | Large $4.95
Cheese Fries
We apologize in advance for any cheesy jokes.
(Add a respective buck to any size fries)
Chili Cheese Fries
In the beginning, there was chili. Then there was creamy cheddar cheese. Then together, the chili and the cheese ate the forbidden fruit atop a mountain of fries.
Small: $4.95 | Large: $6.95
Pub Fries
Some people pimp their rides; we pub our fries. The pubbing goes like this: creamy cheddar, crispy bacon, side of ranch. We’re kinda geniuses.
Small: $5.95 | Large: $7.95
Vegetarian Pub Fries
Creamy cheddar, creamy avocado, side of ranch. We get it.
Small: $5.95 | Large: $7.95
Italian Dunkers
Cheesy garlic bread, side of marinara.
$4.95
Chicken Fingers
Just let us know if you’d like something to dip ‘em in. We’ll go the extra mile-heck, we’ll cross the road if we have to-to bring it to you.
$5.95
Nachos
These aren’t the Greatest Nachos in the World; they’re just a tribute. Topped with creamy cheddar cheese, scorching jalapenos, and a side of salsa. Add chili, grilled chicken or creamy avocado for $3.00.
$4.95
Onion Rings
Suppose we got down on a knee and slipped one of these babies onto your finger. Would you say “yes”? Served with D’s Double Dip sauce.
$5.50
Seasoned Chips
Fried. Seasoned. Served
Small $1.50| Large $2.95
Mac ‘n Cheese
Talkin’ sweet but raisin’ hell.
$2.50
Coleslaw
Four ounces of love.
$0.99
Sauerkraut
Four ounces of war.
$0.99
















